Butkaplarn Zenwapciss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective gnu.

Butkaplarn Zenwapciss created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butkaplarn Zenwapciss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butkaplarn Zenwapciss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Butkaplarn Zenwapciss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Butkaplarn Zenwapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with mauve markings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never wear fawn trousers on sacred days.