Fosscibfet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent ferret.

Fosscibfet created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscibfet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fosscibfet, she will send you a sign.

Fosscibfet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fosscibfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta stockings.

2. Never touch blood while blessed.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never gather three badgers near walls.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.