Kipfodsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody crow.

Kipfodsaf created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipfodsaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipfodsaf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kipfodsaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kipfodsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.