Hamhitpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong shark.

Hamhitpod created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamhitpod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamhitpod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hamhitpod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hamhitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing purple tights.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.