Fedbamfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong crane.

Fedbamfud created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbamfud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedbamfud, she will torture you forever.

Fedbamfud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fedbamfud's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.