Bancipfly is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive eagle.

Bancipfly created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancipfly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bancipfly, he will turn you into a slug.

Bancipfly's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bancipfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing white hats and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if seven mice approach from the north.

4. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.