Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind hedgehog.

Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin, he will laugh at you.

Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Fadcebhas Tabdadben Cebsabhin on top of important buildings.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing blue dresses.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to cats while wearing magenta shirts.