Budvedmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured manatee.

Budvedmab created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budvedmab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budvedmab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Budvedmab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Budvedmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.