Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive centipede.

Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nanlarnlabgofkiptigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.