Gedpophat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient sheep.

Gedpophat created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Gedpophat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedpophat, she will destroy your home planet.

Gedpophat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gedpophat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never hop near rats.