Moncibapp is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited armadillo.

Moncibapp created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncibapp, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Moncibapp, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Moncibapp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Moncibapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Moncibapp on top of important buildings.

5. Moncibapp loves nematodes, so they must be respected.