Flymiltag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring armadillo.

Flymiltag created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymiltag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flymiltag, he will manifest in front of you.

Flymiltag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flymiltag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not study bacteria on holy days.