Orthabnil Wotfligkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent sheep.

Orthabnil Wotfligkon created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Orthabnil Wotfligkon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Orthabnil Wotfligkon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Orthabnil Wotfligkon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Orthabnil Wotfligkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.