Lipbodhin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud squirrel.

Lipbodhin created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbodhin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipbodhin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lipbodhin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lipbodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Lipbodhin on top of important buildings.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not travel during summer.