Wigwig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable hyena.

Wigwig created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigwig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigwig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wigwig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never record names.

3. Never wear green kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.