Sinhudfaghubfit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful lobster.

Sinhudfaghubfit created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sinhudfaghubfit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sinhudfaghubfit, it will laugh at you.

Sinhudfaghubfit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sinhudfaghubfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.