Gabzigman Komratdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, flying hydra.

Gabzigman Komratdum created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabzigman Komratdum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gabzigman Komratdum, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabzigman Komratdum's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gabzigman Komratdum's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gabzigman Komratdum.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.