Dibwegsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced walrus.

Dibwegsaf created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibwegsaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibwegsaf, she will come to you in dreams.

Dibwegsaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dibwegsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat turnips.