Fubkopgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fubkopgov created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubkopgov, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubkopgov, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fubkopgov's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fubkopgov's Holy Commandments

1. Fubkopgov must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your chest red.

4. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.