Zimtaghadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident zebra.

Zimtaghadfit created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimtaghadfit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimtaghadfit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zimtaghadfit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zimtaghadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.