Waprakrul is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart
naga.
Waprakrul created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Waprakrul, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Waprakrul, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Waprakrul's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Waprakrul's Holy Commandments1. Always wash your hands before prayer.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Never gather four eagles in one place.
4. Never prepare pineapples during summer.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Waprakrul.