Wipvonknilpod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered clam.

Wipvonknilpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wipvonknilpod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipvonknilpod, he will be very unhappy.

Wipvonknilpod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wipvonknilpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Respect your elders.