Lignarcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent penguin.

Lignarcem created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lignarcem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lignarcem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lignarcem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Lignarcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Lignarcem loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not record names concerning comets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.