Mutpigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest camel.

Mutpigdiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutpigdiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutpigdiss, she will turn you into a frog.

Mutpigdiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mutpigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Pray towards the south.