Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic naga.

Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with joy.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sinpigwat Sadfutcip Vongepbogflapnuthamlan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.