Motstantad Henzanpark is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak cobra.

Motstantad Henzanpark created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motstantad Henzanpark, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motstantad Henzanpark, he will curse you with boils.

Motstantad Henzanpark's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Motstantad Henzanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Motstantad Henzanpark.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not travel during winter.