Hugbenbinsomstipwancun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind guinea pig.

Hugbenbinsomstipwancun created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbenbinsomstipwancun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugbenbinsomstipwancun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hugbenbinsomstipwancun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hugbenbinsomstipwancun's Holy Commandments

1. Hugbenbinsomstipwancun loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hugbenbinsomstipwancun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing jumpers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugbenbinsomstipwancun.