Bogfednat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless dog.

Bogfednat created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfednat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogfednat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogfednat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogfednat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Run away from red squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.