Vindongeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty dove.

Vindongeb created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vindongeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vindongeb, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vindongeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vindongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Shun those given to vanity.