Zodnulkomleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, charitable centipede.

Zodnulkomleg created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zodnulkomleg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodnulkomleg, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Zodnulkomleg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zodnulkomleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cherries while wearing boots.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Never gather six ants near doors.

4. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.