Nibladbun Rulfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful elephant.

Nibladbun Rulfud created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibladbun Rulfud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibladbun Rulfud, she will send you a sign.

Nibladbun Rulfud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nibladbun Rulfud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibladbun Rulfud.