Davwegfumkipmet is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent squid.

Davwegfumkipmet created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davwegfumkipmet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davwegfumkipmet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Davwegfumkipmet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Davwegfumkipmet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near rats while wearing red dresses and balancing four tin spheres on your back.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.