Waplibbum is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage gorilla.

Waplibbum created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waplibbum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Waplibbum, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Waplibbum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Waplibbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.