Cibnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying owl.

Cibnurl created life two years ago.

If you believe in Cibnurl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibnurl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cibnurl's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing shoes.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cibnurl.

4. Never cross crossroads at midday.

5. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.