Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable fox.

Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cebfublittitveenbigmiflop Yarlargpig Fagcabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

5. Never talk about porpoises.