Kinbimcep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty capybara.

Kinbimcep created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbimcep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinbimcep, it will turn you into a rock.

Kinbimcep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kinbimcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never paint your neck black.

5. Do not hop at rivers.