Madtikjap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient wombat.

Madtikjap created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtikjap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madtikjap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Madtikjap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Madtikjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at mountains.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Madtikjap on top of all buildings.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.