Listfum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy goat.

Listfum created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listfum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listfum, she will cry a lot.

Listfum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Listfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never stain your head with turquoise.