Bafvegflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful butterfly.

Bafvegflap created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Bafvegflap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bafvegflap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bafvegflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bafvegflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not make images of living things.