Gadmapdut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able manatee.

Gadmapdut created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Gadmapdut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadmapdut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gadmapdut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gadmapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing purple dresses and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat lemons.