Farbodvag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered salamander.

Farbodvag created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbodvag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farbodvag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farbodvag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Farbodvag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farbodvag.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if five foxes approach from the south.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Heed all portents.