Homparkvin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable elephant.

Homparkvin created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homparkvin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Homparkvin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Homparkvin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Homparkvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five aardvarks near towers.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never stain your neck with gray.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Retreat if eight doves approach from the west.