Pitnegbab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient meerkat.

Pitnegbab created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitnegbab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pitnegbab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitnegbab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pitnegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to pigs while wearing white ear rings.