Fitcudvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Fitcudvin created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitcudvin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitcudvin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fitcudvin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fitcudvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

4. Never adorn your hands with orange markings.

5. You must pray to Fitcudvin seven times a day.