Stipcap Narlbeggad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful deer.

Stipcap Narlbeggad created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipcap Narlbeggad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipcap Narlbeggad, he will turn you into a dog.

Stipcap Narlbeggad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stipcap Narlbeggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Always store lemons above ground.

3. Never wear blue hats on sacred days.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.