Flyquimbopbinflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Flyquimbopbinflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyquimbopbinflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flyquimbopbinflat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Flyquimbopbinflat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flyquimbopbinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyquimbopbinflat.

3. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

4. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the south.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.