Limspagranyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful monkey.

Limspagranyam created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limspagranyam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limspagranyam, she will be very unhappy.

Limspagranyam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Limspagranyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never mix peas with water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.