Riljipjig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful hyena.

Riljipjig created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Riljipjig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Riljipjig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Riljipjig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Riljipjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never gather three rats near doors.