Dotyog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, proud jackal.

Dotyog created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Dotyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotyog, she will destroy your home planet.

Dotyog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dotyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Dotyog on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.