Zakcan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing wyrm.

Zakcan created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakcan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakcan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zakcan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zakcan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed turnips to whales while wearing white dresses.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.